I was riding my bike up sunshine canyon and I saw a
doe, and then another doe, and then a baby deer, and
then I was just riding along going slowly up this
steep part and I happened to look over to the right
and there was a bear standing in the trees right next
to me, maybe 30 feet away. So I stopped, and stood
there, looking at the bear, and he stood there,
looking at me. I said, "No way! You are not a bear!"
The bear said, "..."
I said, "Holy $%*@, you are a bear!"
"Holy f^(%, I'm standing here looking at a bear!"
Then he turned around and shambled away, apparently
not very interested in conversation.